COMING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON…

There’s a stranger in the manger…

THE GOLD DUST ORPHANS ARE BACK WITH AN ALL NEW MUSICAL COMEDY FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

Rosemary Shithouse loves Christmas - in fact she’s been cast as the Virgin Mary in her local church’s Christmas play every year since puberty! That’s probably because she’s always been so sweet, so young, so pretty… so chock full of “peace on earth and good will toward men.”

So what if her husband, Guy is a miserable creep, a slovenly know it all, a desperately failed actor working part time as a cut rate “Santa Claus” in a Halloween joke shop? Rosemary has hope! In fact the young couple has just moved into Salem’s most historic and “coven-ted” residence! That’s right! “The House of the Seven Gables!"

New neighbors, new friends and best of all… the promise of a new baby! Rosemary is happy, that is until something evil enters her building, and even worse… IT’S ABOUT TO ENTER HER!!!

GET YOUR TICKETS NOW TO "ROSEMARY’S BABY JESUS"

Do be forewarned that "Rosemary’s Baby Jesus'' is NOT for children. Unless of course they're of drinking age!