COMING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON…

“SWEENEY CLAUS”

THE GOLD DUST ORPHANS ARE BACK WITH AN ALL NEW MUSICAL COMEDY FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

DATELINE: CHRISTMAS -1890 VICTORIAN ENGLAND … WAIT! … MAKE THAT SCITUATE!

THE PLOT: Dasher, one of Santa’s original nine reindeer comes home from work one night only to find his beloved wife and daughter gone! Yes, GONE! Vanished! In fear that his dear, deer family has been kidnapped by “furrier elves” and skinned, yes, SKINNED only for their pelts, he sets out across the frozen tundra we call “The North Pole”, all in a desperate search for his loved ones. Lost in the snow, dazed and confused, he is soon captured, yes, CAPTURED by elfin guards and thrown into an insane asylum where the “screws” immediately have his antlers removed! Now unable to fly and hearing that his family may still be alive somewhere in merry, old New England, he quickly boards a ship bound for the small, seaside town of Scituate, Massachusetts! Once there and bent on revenge, yes, REVENGE, he must disguise himself as a barber in order to carry out his deadly plan! And what IS this deadly plan you ask? To KILL Santa Claus! Yes, KILL!!! AND THAT ALL HAPPENS IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES!

So what are you waiting for? You know for a fact that Ryan Landry and the Gold Dust Orphans throw the biggest Christmas party in Boston! You know for a fact that the laughter, the magic and the spectacle they happily offer up each and every year is without a doubt the very BEST comedic theatre out there! Proudly unsurpassed by ANY other theatre company in New England! You also know for a fact that our shows sell out rather quickly so … GET YOUR TICKETS NOW TO “SWEENEY CLAUS”!

Do be forewarned that “SWEENEY CLAUS” is NOT for children. Unless of course they're of drinking age!

SWEENEY CLAUS opens November 29 and MUST CLOSE December 21!
Showtimes and details at the ticket link below.